If you're new around here, you're probably all like "what the heck is going on?"
I'll help you out: Catch up on the first few emails that I've sent by clicking here.
Which brings me to a good point: Apparently nobody knew that the blue text in all my past emails were links because they weren't underlined?!??
Ugh. You people need to get with the program. Half of my jokes totally just went over your collective heads. I'm more than just memes, guys!
That's you guys ^
Anyway, I invaded your inboxes today to make a MAJOR announcement:
NEW PROJECT SOUL FOOD PRODUCTS ARE COMING! 🥳
.....I just don't know when, yet.
Okay, I know that's a shitty fake non-announcement annoucement, but I promise it will be sometime soon-ish.
Let me explain. If you've been following along on the 'gram, you might already know that I've been in Florence, Italy for the past few weeks! 🇮🇹
So between jumping nine timezones and hunting down all the carbonara I can get my hands on, my plate's been a bit full lately (food pun!).
Conclusion: Pizza + Pasta >>> You Guys 🤷♀️
Anyway, if you haven't already seen it (what have you been doing????)...
THE PROJECT: SOUL FOOD ONLINE SHOP IS NOW OPEN!
🥳 🎉 🤠
On the edge of your seat about those new products though, huh?
I'll be back with more deets on that soon.